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Friday, March 12, 2004
 
I give you a post from yesterday in Engrish:

So I went away at 3 o'clock in order to visit South Carolina DMV therefore I my residence have SC change can from AL. I similar 1/4 returned up to 4. When traffic to be less, rather than being beautiful, considering, large I say. I 15 minutes less than used with DMV which obtains the license where I am new. As for everything which it needs residence (in me 2 week going, that kind of ones evidence it was not before, was, now there is a stump of the paycheck of that my address). As for me a certain thing which in me other than my AL DL is SC DL before being, it was not necessary to offer the form of ID. I were 16 year old sometime, retaliate the same quantity which is in me. I now live officially in South Carolina, can vote here. Now there is a driver's permit in the state where and I use the majority of my times really in me, require for the first time as a house of my life! When we have lived in ニユー オーリンズ, when I am in the university, SC DL me is LA and AL DLs which it had in me. It is splendid to have reduced at the number of states where I have lived! I to live still, I crossing the GA/SC line exactly, because it works with GA, if it counts confusion and insanity, but two states (4) rather you use time. As for me being the place where I really have lived, I, must have the method approximately of confusing the people, it presumes that? : )

Thursday, March 11, 2004
 
Dear SC DMV,

Thank you for not being a pain.

Love,
Newest SC resident


Dear Throat,

Thank you for listening to me.

Love,
No longer in pain

 
So I left at three PM to visit the South Carolina DMV so I could have my residency changed from AL to SC. I got back at like quarter till four. Considering that traffic was less than lovely I would say that is GREAT. I spent less than 15 minutes at the DMV getting my new licence. All they needed was proof of residency (I went two weeks ago and didn't have such, but now I have a paycheck stub with my address on it). I didn't have to provide any forms of ID other than my AL DL since I have had a SC DL before. I even get the same number I had when I was 16.

I now officially live in South Carolina and can vote here. I now also have a driver's licence in the state that I actually spend most of my time in and claim as home for the first time in my life! When we lived in New Orleans I had a SC DL and when I was at college I had LA and AL DLs. It's nice to be cutting down on the number of states I live in! I still spend time in two states (four if you count confusion and insanity) a good deal though, since I live just across the GA/SC line and I work in GA. I guess I have to have SOME way to confuse people about where I actually live, eh? :)


 
In a semi-long standing tradition at the cafe I present some letters:


Dear strange man at the shop who freaks me and my sister out,

Don't steal our freaking tip money you dumb jerk. If you need $5 that freaking much you shouldn't dress as freaking nice as you do, stupid jerk. I hope the video tape caught it so that someone can chastise you for your meanness. Stupid mean man.

Love,
The guy who makes your coffee


Dear throat,

Please, please stop being sore, it's annoying and I hate it.

Love,
Your owner and master


Dear Paycheck,

How I love thee, let me count the ways. Tomorrow will be a good day.

Love,
The one who made many coffees to earn thee.


Dear comfy bed,

I will soon be visiting you, mmmmm bed.

Love,
The man you hold every night and some afternoons.


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